It’s crazy to think about, but apparently there’s actually a device called the pump-through penis sound apparatus. My buddies and I found out about it while goofin’ around the internet one night – nearly fell out of our chairs from laughter.
It’s this bizarre motorized mechanism that pumps sound waves directly through your penis, supposedly for pleasure. I know what you’re thinking, but I swear it exists. It’s almost like science fiction! Anyway, after the initial shock wore off, I decided to reach out and ask a few of my fellow ‘bros’ about this weird invention.
Turns out, a ton of dudes had tried it. Some were totally down with it, and others were completely against it. It really just depends on the person. Those who’d tried it seemed to unanimously agree that it was a unique experience, to say the least. For those who hadn’t, thoughts were slightly more divided. Some guys thought it was safe since it’s not a motorized tool, and others were worried it could do harm in the long run.
I figured that since everyone had pretty much the same outlook, it was a good time to break the ice and give it a shot. I was a little nervous, sure, but I was also excited. So I bought the whole package off the internet for what I think was like $20 or $30.
When it arrived, I was kinda taken aback by the size and shape. It didn’t look like it was gonna fit snug or anything – I mean some members of the male species aren’t blessed with the biggest ‘family jewels’ – but it still ended up going on surprisingly easily.
I decided to give it a whirl and hit the switch. Woooh! It made a completely different person out of me! This apparatus sent waves and vibrations through me that I hadn’t experienced before. I couldn’t believe how good it felt.
It was a mixture of pleasure and pain but, instead of it being unpleasant, it was extremely pleasurable and strangely soothing. I couldn’t help but keep going back for more. This whole experience even opened my eyes to different types of stimulation like BDSM and dildos electrostimulation that I had never even heard of before.
But the penile pump didn’t just get me exploring new realms of pleasure, it also showed me that the boundaries of sexuality are forever expanding. It exposed me to some really inventive new ways of experiencing pleasure, and I’m so glad I took the leap and tried it. It certainly changed my perspective on sex and how far I wanted to take it.
I guess this thing really isn’t as strange or taboo as I originally thought. Of course, you should do your research and be careful with it, but if you take all the proper precautions, then I say go ahead and give it a try! Who knows, maybe it’ll change your life too!
I found myself learning all about different tools and techniques that I could use to get more out of my sex toys life. I discovered toys like anal vibes and prostate massagers to really take things to the next level. This was all thanks to the pump-through penis sound apparatus.
Another thing this device introduced me to was the world of flogging. Now, flogging is basically the use of a flogger – a soft paddle whip – to increase physical sensations in whatever area you’re using it. It can be used all over the body, but it’s especially popular in erogenous areas, such as the genitals.
Some people find flogging extremely pleasurable and even addictive. But it’s important to go slow when you’re first starting out. I’d definitely recommend getting a lightweight flogger and warming up with it before you move onto something more intense. Once you’re comfortable with the lighter floggers, you can start experimenting with the heavier ones.
When I first tried it, I was truly astounded by the sensations it produced. The sensations it produces are simply incredible. I’m not sure I could ever go back to vanilla sex after trying it out.
It’s wild how much this device has changed my whole outlook on sex and pleasure. I’m glad I decided to give it a go – hey, you only live once, right? Who knows, maybe one day you’ll stumble across the pump-through penis sound apparatus and decide to give it a try too.